Er, hang on, I haven't got round to reviewing all this yet. And I've probably forgotten stuff. Oh, and if I gave a list of the worst stuff, it would be full of obvious tat for the Wii and DS and I can't be bothered with that.
Welcome to a low-down on some of the best and most disappointing stuff that DadsDinner may or may not have reviewed in 2008.
Hmmm... I think I may have to hire a second-rate comedian and an X-Factor runner-up to present this next year and add an extra touch of professionalism...
Now, without further ado, here are the categories:
The Dark Knight - As I keep saying, all superhero franchises should somehow start with a sequel. This second film in the new era is markedly better than Batman Begins and is packed full of action, mayhem and moral deliberation. Would you press the button?The Disappointing
Stardust - A sparkling, witty, hugely imaginative adventure that's the best thing since The Princess Bride.
Hellboy 2 - Then again, maybe I'm wrong about the superhero sequels. This is a disastrous mix of lacklustre humour and out-of-place special effects. It's like the first film got spliced with Labyrinth. I kept expecting a bunch of muppets to turn up.Computer Games
Battlestar Galactica Season 4 - The plot went pear-shaped in the last episode of Season 3 and things never entirely recover. It's still good but just not great.
WALL-E - Dull, dull, dull. Shoot me now.
Civilization Revolution - A turn-based strategy game that's accessible enough to just pick up and play but complicated enough to be entirely engrossing. Experimentally proven to be better than beer.The Disappointing
Fallout 3 - A post-apocalyptic adventure in the nuked remains of Washington DC. Sure, the combat is sometimes a little ropey and scavenging for supplies can get annoying, but how many other games can serve up totally fresh situations and experiences after thirty-five hours? Fallout 3 has the most fully-realised world in gaming.
Dead Space - It doesn't offer anything much new but this is the best survival horror game in a while. The graphics are excellent and there are any number of scares. If the sequel has better puzzles, it will be superb.
GTA IV - Over-familiar, bloated and squint-inducing. Oh dear...Card and Board Games
UNO - A simple card game that requires a little strategy and a whole heap of concentration. It can keep the entire family occupied for hours.Actually the worst
Cadoo - Pictionary, Charades and a couple of quiz games all rolled into one. Most importantly, it even works with two players.
Junior Scrabble - Dull, dull, dull. Hit me over the head with a copy of WALL-E now.Other stuff
Iceland chopped onions and peppers - I stopped buying fresh onions because I always discovered them turning blue at the back of the fridge a few weeks later. I hardly ever got round to chopping them. Now I can just rummage around in the freezer and pull out all the diced onion I could possibly want. It's an instant way to add flavour and vitamins to almost any meal.The Disappointing
Aveeno - Moisturising cream with the power of oatmeal! Fantastic on eczema and almost any other minor skin complaint.
Battery converters - They magically turn AA batteries into C and D batteries. This is very, very useful.
LOVEFiLM - Unlimited DVDs and games delivered to your door. Vast choice, excellent service, a great price and you get exciting post! Go on, you know you want to...
Bath toys - Liable to go manky if combined with bath water. This is something of a design flaw... Rinse out some plastic bottles and give them to the kids instead.Well there we have it. Give a big round of applause to the winners and shake your head sorrowfully as the losers shuffle off in shame. Feel free to add your own suggestions if I've missed anything.
And that's it for 2008. We're back to whatever random tack I can lay my hands on next time. Happy New Year!